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THE MORNING SHIFT ·Oct 5, 2026 ·36 min

Jordan Was ONTO Them Before They Could PLAY Him!

Evaluation and Summary

0.9/10

The Morning Shift is a casual talk-show podcast featuring hosts discussing various light topics. This 36-minute episode opens with a check-in segment, then moves into "Daily Bread," where the hosts debate whether someone named Brook did something wrong—the notes don't specify the actual situation. The episode continues with part 2 of "What Your Birth Month Says About You," covering January through June (following a previous segment on July-December). The hosts reflect on friendship and knowing each other's birthdays. A recurring segment called "Llama Llama Red Pyjama" invites listeners to attempt a rap challenge based on that phrase, with instructions to send attempts to their Instagram. The episode includes sponsor reads for Chemist Warehouse and references The People's Media Co. The title "Jordan Was ONTO Them Before They Could PLAY Him!" is mentioned nowhere in the show notes, creating a significant disconnect between what the title promises and what the description reveals the episode actually covers.

Verdict: A casual friend-group podcast with minimal substance, a misleading title, and content that appears to be mostly filler entertainment rather than meaningful discussion or discovery.

Music rubric

  • Musical insight n/a

    No information provided about musical analysis or insight into how music works.

  • Access and stories 1/5 25%

    Show notes mention a vague 'Daily Bread' debate but provide no actual story details, guest information, or insider access.

  • Discovery 2/5 19%

    A TikTok rap challenge link is provided, but it's a user-generated participation prompt rather than curated music discovery.

  • Substance 1/5 19%

    Show notes reveal mostly filler: birth month astrology, a rap phrase game, and friendship banter with minimal substantive content or information.

  • Delivers on its title 1/5 19%

    The title mentions 'Jordan' being 'ONTO Them' and 'PLAY Him'—none of which appear in the episode description, suggesting either clickbait or a severe mismatch between title and content.

  • Value for time 2/5 19%

    36 minutes for light banter about birthdays and a rap game suggests padding; the actual substance appears thin relative to runtime.

How we score Music

Worth it if you're already a dedicated fan of the hosts' personalities and enjoy low-stakes banter, but not if you expect the episode title to accurately reflect the content.

Content flags

  • Clickbait Title references 'Jordan,' 'ONTO Them,' and 'PLAY Him'—none of which appear in the show notes, suggesting the title doesn't match episode content.

Based on the episode description. AI-generated; it can be wrong.

Show notes

BIG TRUSS TUESDAY Yesterday Matua Marc had everyone sour as he did "What You Birth Month Says About You", starting from July - December so today is Part 2 but NOW from January - June... In life make sure you have a close friends and make sure they KNOW your birthday because after everything the boys have been through together, you'd think they knew each other birthdays by now, right?... Llama llama red pyjama (pajama) for all of our American Shifters - Can you rap this WHY staying on bet?... Tap on the link below to give it a go at home and send in your attempts to our Instagram!... Rap Battle - https://www.tiktok.com/@logan.stoffberg/photo/7686176495685045524?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc POWERED BY THE PEOPLES MEDIA CO. Hit that link below to stay caught up with anything and everything TMS. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.facebook.com/groups/3394787437503676/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Thank you to the team at Chemist Warehouse for helping us keep the lights on, here at The Morning Shift... ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.chemistwarehouse.co.nz/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 00:00 - INTRO 02:13 - CHECK IN 09:03 - DAILY BREAD (DID BROOK DO WRONG?) 27:57 - WHAT YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH SAYS ABOUT YOU (PT 2) 28:48 - LLAMA LLAMA RED PYJAMA (RAP BATTLE) 34:28 - OUTRO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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